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Thursday, December 29, 2011
Top 10 Science Jokes of 2011
We had to share - here are our Top 10 favorites science jokes of the year:
1. What do you call an astronaut standing on a rocket? Missile-toe! (Big shout out of "Very Funny Joke!" to my daughter's best friend MJ for this joke)
2. What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom? You're a fungi!
3. Electron: Which way are to circle the atom?
Proton: Clockwise
Electron: Are you sure?
Proton: Of course-I'm positive!
4. A Higgs walks into a church and the priest says, "you shouldn't be here" and Higgs says "without me, there would be...
